Superhero mild mannered mop boy has been promoted to VACUUM Man. Floors tremble at the mention of his name. He is a legend in his own mind. He is in a University of Texas speech pathology text book by Dr. Tom Marquart. He was chosen for his good looks and his speech impediment. He was chosen by versia.com for an Internet TV show about rehabilitation and arts. I am going on stage at Doughtery preforming arts center on May 18 & 19.
That's not including graduating from the University of Texas, changeling Earl Campbell to a footrace, or working for the University of Texas for 17 years.
I am a real winner and nobody can tell me any different.